- Something hard: alligator spines
- Something fast: Homer's fast ball
- Something sweet: Rose telling Elsie "I will miss you forever."
- Something high: doing acrobatics in an airplane
- Something funny: Elsie speaking with a union guy by the name of Malcolm.
Malcolm: "I thought you were going to read the copy of Das Kapital I gave you."
Elsie: "Tried. It's the boringest book I ever read, bar none."
Malcolm: "That book has ignited the world!"
Elsie: "Then I guess the world must be some pretty dry tinder."