They have stories like Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible to Most Loyal Customers, Rickey Henderson Disappoints Nation with Humble, Heartfelt Hall of Fame Speech, and Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed to Children's Healthcare.
However my all-time favorite has to be God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy: 'No,' Says God. I always loved the irony. God answered-- he just said "no". Sensitive individuals need not read the article. The Onion is not for the weak of heart.